After having gotten laid, a bro calls his best bro ASAP in order to tell him the good news; a bro does not blow off another bro to be with his girl
"Bros Before Hos"
"Bros Before Hos"
Between Bros 'Bro Etiquette' is the golden rule!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
Get the Bro Etiquettemug. Bro-testament - bro-test-tah-ment
-noun
1. Supreme law between bro's
2. Grants thy bro ultimate obedience when used upon said bro
3. One-time usage until cool down time (1 year) is met
4. Used in a time of urgency and at the bro's own discretion
-Should the bro dishonor the testament is grounds for termination from broship
-noun
1. Supreme law between bro's
2. Grants thy bro ultimate obedience when used upon said bro
3. One-time usage until cool down time (1 year) is met
4. Used in a time of urgency and at the bro's own discretion
-Should the bro dishonor the testament is grounds for termination from broship
by Gerhardus August 11, 2011
Get the Bro-testamentmug. They lurk among you. They live in your neighborhoods. They attend your masajid. You might be sitting next to one RIGHT NOW.
Wallah bros are the “Haraam Police,” AKA those dudes who have a sanctimonious need to correct anyone and everyone, even Masjid Aunties, on anything and everything.
Frequent topics of Wallah Bro criticism: your nail polish, your hijab, your pants, your shoes, your sleeve length, your eyebrows, your kohl, your laughter, your conversations
But what they love the most is policing women’s bodies , preaching for you to be modest while looking every woman up and down. when they leave islamic settings, they don't hesitate to check out, flirt with, or date non muslim women. The most important part of being a wallahbro is indulging in the haram themselves.
other favourite things for wallah bros to do: abuse their power, advocate for temporary marriage, polygamy and low mahr, make sexist jokes, obsess over hoor al ayn, all while lusting at other saying its in their nature - BUT controlling you in the name of protective jealousy.
Wallah bros are the “Haraam Police,” AKA those dudes who have a sanctimonious need to correct anyone and everyone, even Masjid Aunties, on anything and everything.
Frequent topics of Wallah Bro criticism: your nail polish, your hijab, your pants, your shoes, your sleeve length, your eyebrows, your kohl, your laughter, your conversations
But what they love the most is policing women’s bodies , preaching for you to be modest while looking every woman up and down. when they leave islamic settings, they don't hesitate to check out, flirt with, or date non muslim women. The most important part of being a wallahbro is indulging in the haram themselves.
other favourite things for wallah bros to do: abuse their power, advocate for temporary marriage, polygamy and low mahr, make sexist jokes, obsess over hoor al ayn, all while lusting at other saying its in their nature - BUT controlling you in the name of protective jealousy.
wallah bro: “You should wear niqab, sister, Wallah, you’re a fitnah for the men"
wallah bro :"your first priority should be pleasing your husband, not going to work"
"I met him yesterday at the meeting, he was the biggest wallahbro i 've ever seen"
wallah bro :"your first priority should be pleasing your husband, not going to work"
"I met him yesterday at the meeting, he was the biggest wallahbro i 've ever seen"
by Ibrahimandayesha May 18, 2018
Get the wallah bromug. C’mon mane! We all know why you searched this up!
A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
Dickie: CuM MeaT Ya NeW STeP SiBLinG, TrEVOr!
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
by Fagimus February 26, 2021
Get the Step Bromug. A black friend. Usually your For Bro is the best black friend you have. A Fro Bro can make good use as a source of protection.
by SanitaryBoheme August 21, 2009
Get the Fro Bromug. A professional bro. Someone who is too dope for words.It takes many years and experience to become a "Pro-Bro". A pro-bro can treat the ladies right, is always in style, can beast it up at any sport, is tight with every clique/everybody, and still manages to get sweet grades and turns out successful in life no matter what. A guy that does what he wants, and not what others say.
(Bro system listed below)
Level 1- Brethren
Level 2- Brother
Level 3- Bro
Level 4- Brah
Level 5- Broseidon
Level 6- Broham
Level 7- Broseph
Level 8- Brah
Level 9- Broski
Level 10- * Pro-Bro *
(Bro system listed below)
Level 1- Brethren
Level 2- Brother
Level 3- Bro
Level 4- Brah
Level 5- Broseidon
Level 6- Broham
Level 7- Broseph
Level 8- Brah
Level 9- Broski
Level 10- * Pro-Bro *
Brah- "Woah man, at Ashley's party last night I saw AJ with the hottest chick alive. Blonde, Tan, Nice chest, tall, gorgeous eyes. Perfect dime."
Broham- "That's because he ranks level 10, aka a Pro-bro, in the bro system."
Brah- "Oh...that's true Broham. 2 more levels till I become a Pro Bro."
Broham- "That's because he ranks level 10, aka a Pro-bro, in the bro system."
Brah- "Oh...that's true Broham. 2 more levels till I become a Pro Bro."
by Awoww16 October 30, 2011
Get the Pro-Bromug. bro talk is a chat among friends at a social event that involves very important information, some examples include:
Where someone plans to spend the night
Where more brew is at
How someone is getting home
What someone is doing for the rest of the day
Which babes are lookin fine or not
How gay someone is being
How to get invited over to someones house that you're not invited to
And in general pretty much anything
Where someone plans to spend the night
Where more brew is at
How someone is getting home
What someone is doing for the rest of the day
Which babes are lookin fine or not
How gay someone is being
How to get invited over to someones house that you're not invited to
And in general pretty much anything
by Blanchet 09' October 17, 2007
Get the Bro Talkmug.