Boner Forest

The style of having 4 to 10 guys at one place in a group, while having a very fine attractive women walking/standing by them while they chat, hang out, etc. Not knowing that every other guy is getting erect. Thus, a boner forest takes place.

Those guys are having a boner forest over their near that hot chick.

by Morfish August 26, 2010

half boner

The stage of the male erection between flacid and fully aroused.

Yo, that female's cammel toe gave me a half boner.

by Rusty Clit December 20, 2003

bonerettes

N; (1)During sexual excitement, when a woman's nipples harden. Also occurs when you become cold or just soratically just like when men get boners; (2)female version of a boner.

Man I'm so cold I think I have bonerettes.

by Hott Shittttttttt October 1, 2007

bonerballsanus

When you get an erection and your ballsanus (Aka taint, aka choda) gets hard.

Dude I'm getting turned on... I got this mad urge to stroke my bonerballsanus

by TheMussel December 9, 2007

Boner Fruit

synonym for testicles, balls, nads, rocks, stones, gonads, jewels, ball sack

A good girl will also play with your boner fruit during a BJ

by chimmler December 23, 2009

Boner Crime

A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner.

Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"

If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.

by Squirtbop January 21, 2010

boner relapse

(n.) the occurence or time period of a random, unprovoked boner after masterbating.

After just masterbating, I was embarressed to have boner relapse during dinner with my mother.

by kilomanjina July 20, 2010