A Boomer Board is a board used by the good old "back in my day" generation. The Boomer Board is used to Show off ones piece of shit underwhellming and unimpresive Car and or other motor vehicle such as a motorcycle or boat. The board normally includes useless facts such as the paint code or total number of other v6 piece of shit garbage cars with the same spec package.
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Holy shit thats a boomer board if ive ever seen one!
Holy shit thats a boomer board if ive ever seen one!
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by Long rod beef June 23, 2011
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Like when someone gives you one of those prank scratch tickets and you reveal a million dollar winner and you freak out and they laugh at you and tell you its fake.
"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"
"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"
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IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
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