Eating Jelly Beans

Eating jelly beans is a euphemism used by teenagers that means eating ass. The phrase comes originated in the Bay Area and is typically used there and in other parts of Northern California.

The guy got drunk and started rambling about his love of eating jelly beans

by Bigman Jorge December 1, 2020

jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny

"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"

by illusionations January 24, 2019

Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator

The Name is pretty descriptive already lol

but if you need to know...........

The Glocinaryputlocinary reacted to a high pressure change thanks to the gigaboltimatio (specifically the Moltozypollio part) creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator. This is a very dangerous event and can only be avoided by the immediate use of the nearest Plyoxinatiator which will cool down the gigaboltimatio before it becomes too radioactive and blows up all of earth, the milky way, The 99th galaxy of the orizonish belt, including the sub-0-N-triplanets in the Multicravosculor region of the 56th Trion, despite their natural defense from the Axiltoniyontian generator in their cores that deters radiation.

Phew, i can breath now!

OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down

by Infrared1011 November 11, 2021

Mr. Beans

The most unfunny human being on earth with the worst come backs. Also known as Lesley.

Shut the fuck Mr. Beans no one thinks your funny.

by GuyWhoWorksatDenny January 26, 2022

pork and beans

When you take a girl out on a fancy outing and get laid afterward (pork) but you didn't have to pay for it (beans).

Bro; "Dude, did you get any pork from Stacie after Benihana last night?"

Dude: "Hell yeah, bro. Plus, she put it all on her dad's Amex--I didn't have to pay a dime!"

Bro: "Dude, pork *AND* beans!"

Dude: "Pork and beans, brother. Pork and beans."

by maverick_survivalist July 25, 2012

Cool Beans

A phrase, used to indicate being pleased about something, accepting something, agreeing with something, also ending convosations and a phrase that can be used when there isnt really anything else to say, saves it from being arquard. Also used as a state of emotion; Happieness, feeling alright, being cool (but a slightly geekyer version of cool) being gernerally ok, or feeling shit and not wanting to say because you know it will start a big convosation on the topic. Copyright, to Lucy Wright, created the phrase 'Cool Beans.'

How are you?
Im good thanks, you?
Im cool beans.

by Raunchy RahRah November 23, 2009

cool beans

Its just a enhanced version of kool and can be substituted in its place whenever extra enthusiasm is needed.

Cool beans!

by Pee Wee May 1, 2003