muddy river bridge

The space between a girls vagina and her asshole. Aka Fotch, Gootch, Perineum, Taint

I just finished jogging and my muddy river bridge is all sweaty.

by Zero September 19, 2003

crimson river dive

eating a girl out when she has her periodd.

oh, jonny took a crimson river dive in salleys pants.

by bobbymickjagger March 5, 2010

Fuck a dog in a river

To dispose of goods, people or animals. Disposal does not need to be in a body of water.
Common usage in the mixed race culture in London, especially mixed black/irish.

Dean: I am a bad man
Harry: You're as bad as a cucumber
Dean: I'd fuck a dog in a river.
Harry: ........ wait.... you'd fuck a dog in a river?.....

by Bradley the mushroom July 8, 2012

Russian River Shotgun

Fill the chamber of a bong w/ weed smoke, but don't pull it through. Load an empty whipped cream maker with a canister of nitrous oxide. Remove the empty bowl from your bong and insert the male end of the whipped cream maker in its place. Now you're ready. Timing is everything. Simultaneously pull the weed smoke into your lungs as you pull the trigger of the whipped cream maker, releasing the nitrous oxide through the bong and into your bong rip. Enjoy.

That Russian River Shotgun went right to my dome.

by bongbeta January 22, 2009

river horse

someone who watches and waits in the same water near two lovers fucking and eventually may retrieve some sperm through water transportation. This person proceeds on to beat off to this event below the rapids.

Yo Ryan watched Amber fuck in the Lehigh, he was in the fuckin water what a river horse. -T.C.

by Ching Chong February 28, 2005

cry me a river

one of worst songs ever by one of worst singers ever ... i hope i will never hear it again

the 69 eyes's song is better... it goes "bleed me a river" ... yeah...

by iva August 22, 2004

Crystal river high school

A very nice looking school but has lots of sluts and fuck boys roaming around without protection located in a meth infested neighborhood. And all the teachers smoke before class.Also all the country kids fuck there relatives.

Do you go to Crystal river high school.

by Big daddy dicc December 1, 2018