Base Rat

Defining the trashy women who hang around military bases looking for their next meal ticket. These worn out women usually have one or more children from different men, and only minimal education. They seek military men as a means to get insurance and a house for them and their offspring. They somehow convince poor soldiers to get married within a few months and shortly after they get pregnant with their kid, to ensure that their cash cow is forever attached to them. Most of these relationships end in either divorce or with the woman draining the soldier of all their assets and then leaving them for the next soldier.

hmm another poor soldier trapped by another base rat

by 4321rewq January 23, 2011

42nd base

(noun) intercourse in which both partners are doused in marijuana oil and able to simultaneously orgasm and get high by licking and inhaling the other's skin

At the sexaholics meeting, Miri said, "Zack and me were bored with the first 41 bases so we decided to try 42nd base. It was super hot."

by emamemamemaemema WHO! December 16, 2008

second base

In the standard system of baseball/sexual metaphor (see first base, second base, home run), fondling the breasts and/or buttocks of one's partner.

I would have reached second base if his parents hadn't walked in.

by Pink January 30, 2004

Bandwidth Basher

Someone who uses all the bandwidth from flatmates, in order to stream HD porn.

Max was pissed off because the internet was slow
Turns out Thomas was being a bandwidth basher with the porn again.

by johnnyblossom March 14, 2010

webbed foot paddle basher

making love to a canoeing duck.

er man..that dudes webbed foot paddle bashin......fucking freak

by ray + luke March 29, 2004

Basebaw

When a Franco tries to say baseball.

Fwanco: I pwayed basebaw today and stwuck out the battaw when i thwough the ball stwaight in the stwike zone.

by mpsdjlgcr9 July 19, 2009

Bachelor's Cap

Another name for a condom, used to keep a furtive air to the conversation.

Don't forget to bring your Bachelor's Cap to your date tonight.

Dude, my Bachelor's Cap kept my "graduation" under wraps, if you know what I mean.

by KHFanForAll December 7, 2009