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A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."
Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."
Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
by tito puente August 30, 2006
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The Australian base system is slightly different: first base - vaginal sex; second base - anal sex; third base - threesome with two males and one female; home base (or fourth base) - threesome with two females and one male.
The Australian base system is slightly different: first base - vaginal sex; second base - anal sex; third base - threesome with two males and one female; home base (or fourth base) - threesome with two females and one male.
Elaine: All my friends back home go to home base by the time they're fifteen.
David: On the Australian base system or the American base system?
David: On the Australian base system or the American base system?
by aussieinthestates July 19, 2011
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The first base is the French Kiss, the second base is touching the nether regions, the third base is oral sex, the fourth base is vaginal sex and the fifth base is anal sex. Through some people will consider BDSM as the Sixth Base.
The first base is the French Kiss, the second base is touching the nether regions, the third base is oral sex, the fourth base is vaginal sex and the fifth base is anal sex. Through some people will consider BDSM as the Sixth Base.
Tongue, Touch, Throat, Throw, Turd.
French, Feel, Fellatio, Fuck, Feces.
Beso, Body, Blow, Bang, Butt.
Slow, Sexy, Suck, Sex, Shit.
5th Base
French, Feel, Fellatio, Fuck, Feces.
Beso, Body, Blow, Bang, Butt.
Slow, Sexy, Suck, Sex, Shit.
5th Base
by IloveMarijuana March 14, 2014
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A: What's that?
B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.
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B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.
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"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."
"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."
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