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we're jumping onto white base

A mandatory phrase for driving a powerful vehicle off a cliff. Can be applied to situations not involving, a base or any headquarters. Can also be applied to different coloured base.Being fat and black( or was he mexican?......or puerto rican?) is optional. Being a comic relief anime character is a plus.
Sean:" Dude take a left!"
Danny:" That's a cliff!?"
Sean: "Dude trust me!"
Danny"FINE JEEZ......OH FUCK!!!"
Sean" WE'RE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE!!!!!"
Sean and Danny:" AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
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100th Base 

To gather 217 viagras, wash them all down at once using a gallon of titty residue suckled from Ukrainian prostitutes. And then run dick first through walls of buildings bringing each one to the ground until you reach lake Ontario where you have sex with a majestic mermaid non-stop for 8 days.
"I totally got to 100th Base the other day"

"JESUS CHRIST! How the hell did you have sex with a mermaid"
100th Base by Antoxx January 26, 2009
A small not on most maps town in Kansas and home to those who have the talent to go places but often screw up stay in the same small town and it is rare to see someone go far
I was lucky to get out of basehor.
Basehor by stand up, be heard June 28, 2011

get baked 

Smoking a larger than normal quantity of marijuana, usually resulting in a good few hours of laziness, desire to eat fast food (or junk food) and/or fall asleep.
"Hey dude, want to get baked tonight?"
get baked by Edouard September 4, 2008

Madison High School Baseball 

Madison High School in Vienna Virginia is an enormously large building for its purpose. The purpose of the building is supply the team with a constant stream of underaged pussy to rape.

Do you enjoy to get away with whatever the fuck you want, while other people get expelled for doing half of what your doing, then join the mustangs, *but you have to start early. Cock sucking starting in 6th grade may be advisible. Do you enjoy going to parties you werent invited to and squieling on kids who threw it and then get stabbed in the arm for it. Join Madison Baseball!

Do you enjoy sitting at a circular table in the cafeteria and make unintellegent remarks to sophmores? Do 50 year old fatfuck coaches who claim to work at the school as "security officers" whoose only crime they could stop is the hamburgerler by eating all the fucking Big Macs in the restaraunt before he gets there, and then doing them a favor by drawing a picture of them naked wearing nothing but a necklace like in titanic, solely for the purpose they can see their penis for the first time in 12 years? Then join the madison baseball team!
Madison High School Baseball is a great way to get away with rape!

baseball nap 

a short period of sleep usually induced by an already tired state and accompanied by a baseball game playing on television.
I was still pretty tired from the night before, so I just turned on the game and took a baseball nap on the couch. Similar to a golf nap
baseball nap by PeterCotton September 20, 2010

Base bunny

A girl that lives near or on military bases. Their main objective is to become pregnant and "live the good life" as a military wife
Look at all those base bunny's ready to party
Base bunny by cowboysfan August 1, 2008