Hookah bar

A place where douchebags go to shove hoses full of smoke into each others' assholes.

Hey Jefferey, wanna go to the hookah bar?

I wanted to anal pound my boyfriend and listen to Drake tonight, but sure.

by Stickygonads July 15, 2014

Bar stool

the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.

Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.

by Franco V September 23, 2008

Barred up

To do something really good

Man, I really just barred up this joint
Ye, that shit is rolled perfectly.

Hey mom, I just barred up my math test!
Wow that's great honey!

by TomboQuackz February 14, 2018

Bar Vulture

An unattractive or down right ugly chick who hangs out till last call and then swoops down and snags a guy who's decision making skills have been altered by drinking all night. This creature will scope out the room searching for beer goggle wearing fellows who normally wouldn't give her the time of day.
She tends to strike during the end of the night when most of the good looking girls have already left for the night and guys are getting desperate for a hook-up. It is usually the next morning when the victim sobers up when he realizes he has fallen prey.

" I have to stop drinking so much, i keep waking up with BAR VULTURES."

by b.o.d. June 6, 2007

bar party

A chill session between three or four individuals in which said participating individuals all ingest xanax bars and chill.

Yo we're gonna have a sick bar party when i get them xannies.

by shirtforagrilledcheese December 18, 2011

z bars

Totem shaped four way zannax pills

I ate one z bar and could barely walk/

by clrlt808 April 18, 2003

granola bar

"granola + bar = granola bar."
-wise words of martin johnson.

girl: whats a granola bar?
martin: granola + bar = granola bar.
girl 2: nice explanation. that'll totally clear things up for her.

by The Sheeit February 17, 2009