nasty balloons

Breasts that are saggy and dirty.
for example, Lauren has some nasty balloons
by MrSlangDude July 25, 2014
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Balloon Time

Balloon Time is the best.
by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022
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Russian hot air balloon

When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.
Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?
by John pipes March 05, 2024
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Popping the balloon

The act of sticking one’s finger into a vagine that just received a creampie in order to release any remaining baby gravy held deep within the love cave.
So Steve, get this, last night I bust a nut in my girl so I helped her out by popping the balloon.
by The OG Tigerbeard February 23, 2024
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Rage against the balloon

The act of loudly protesting or rebelling against perceived injustice in a way that’s performative, ineffectual, or symbolic at best — like punching a balloon: dramatic, but ultimately harmless and without impact.
He posts angry rants on TikTok every day thinking he’s starting a revolution. Classic rage against the balloon.
It's all rage against the balloon until someone actually organizes and votes.
by Halak Qz April 01, 2025
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Fluorescent balloon

A fat policeman (primarily in the UK). Usually traffic.
Look at that fluorescent balloon booking that guy over there. Too many fucking donuts.
by Monkeystrangler July 26, 2013
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Balloon Baby

The queef of air back into a condom once the semen has emptied into your vagina.
“How do you know when to take the condom out?”

You’ll blow out the tip Balloon Baby
by Mmsnozzberry May 20, 2024
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