fluxsys balls

Blue balls x10

friend 1: you look like shit. What's wrong?

friend 2: I haven't came in 2 months

friend 1: Damn! You must have some fluxsys balls!

by flardy December 1, 2019

the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.

by Special needs student September 1, 2012

Hoppy Ball

When during a game of FIFA you completely mess up a simple pass, lobbed or through ball.

Pass me the ball? FOR FUCK SAKE THATS SUCH A HOPPY BALL!

by Scopey January 16, 2011

Orphan the Balls

Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.

Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.

by aurora89 December 22, 2009

ball kisser

Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina.

My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.

by UlikeMYmeatNpotatoes October 13, 2010

Ball Fight

Ball fight is a game where to ball sacks aggressively hit each other.
Rules:
1. No clothing allowed
2. Must bow and say no home before starting
3. No condoms
4. Have to use lube
5. Must have gay pornography in background

6. Last to cum wins
7. Must cuddle after words

He asked me into his room to have a ball fight

by Don’t die December 19, 2019

ball worthy

something that is worth giving a testicle for.

Woah, dude! That car is totally ball worthy!

by God's gift to humanity. June 7, 2009