Lac attack

When a person who is lactose intolerant eats something dairy and has a bad reaction.

I really want that chocolate ice cream but if I eat it I will for sure get a lac attack.

by walkitoutdougie February 26, 2012

balance attack

Your reaction when a check is drawn on your bank account that you did not authorize, or someone hacks your account.

A.J. had a balance attack when he saw his on-line statment this morning.

by ciro307 September 07, 2009

raccoon attack

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you suddenly pull out and stick both of your index and middle fingers in her ass and as she turns around in shock you draw circles around her eyes and run out of the house knocking over the trash can on the way out

Raccoon attack

by Stank lord June 14, 2021

FWS Attack

The Finger Warmth Stealth Attack is one of ingenious cunning and skill. In layman's terms, a single finger of the unsuspecting victim is inserted into ones own anus without them noticing. The result upon realisation is not one of disgust, but of pure awe and respect for the immense skill and aptitude required to pull off such an attack...

Ninja: ..yep....yep... nearly... yes!
Victim: (suddenly realising) What the... how the.... thats......
Ninja: Thats the FWS Attack, my friend, and I know; You're impressed
Victom/Big fan: My God!! That is impressive!! The ingenious cunning and skill to pull off such a awe inspiring move without my noticing.... How!!?
Ninja: Training. And time.... You can take it out now my friend; this lesson, is over.
Big fan: Wow, thanks Blatant Ninja, you're the best!!
Ninja: Yeah bitch.

by Funk Master Slam May 04, 2010

Alcatraz Attack

An Alcatraz Attack is when you get fucked by a wolf with rabies the recently fucked a squirrel with chocolate on its dick.

Mark got rolled up on and they did an Alcatraz Attack.

by SugmaBalls69420 March 15, 2021

attack rabbit

A mythical creature that resembles a normal rabbit but then yet it attacks people with its sharp incisors. This term was first used as a warning of something very small can turn into a big threat.

Hey dude I just ran into an attack rabbit you better flee the area!

by Schmuckoff June 26, 2017

Surprise attack

When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.

Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.

by Bigman577544 June 09, 2021