The first letter of the Greek alphabet, used to denote the first or foremost item of a set, for example by biologists to refer to the highest ranking in a social group of animals. More recently, out of the MRA cesspool leaked a travesty of this concept, applying it to (exclusively male) humans. Used by overgrown boys to refer to themselves, as apposed to everybody else being a beta, a cuck, or a peasant. Fancy themselves kings of the world because they got laid once, or at least claim to have been. Completely fall apart the second someone questions their weak charade of masculinity. Sure sign of an infantile dipshit and/or massive douche.
I was like, I am the alpha male I get to fuck all the bitches, and you are just a weak beta cuck. Anyway, the dentist said it will take two or three more sessions to fix this.
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Every (mainly female) fandom knows the alpha male is in reference to the $mut category known as the omegaverse.
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1. The man with most COMPETITIVE sexual market value, usually in terms of sexual opportunities.
2. The man at the top of the male dominance hierarchy. This prototype of a man typically displays all of the conventional masculine traits that are considered toxic today. The hallmark of his persona is 'confidence'. The man that conduct himself with such class and possesses a swagger that attracts most women to him like a magnet; also he's usually calm when it comes pressure .
3. The man who FUCKS your wife and doesn't give a flyin fuck...
4.Exemplifies 'emotional excitement' and sexual pleasure to all women; not the one to really have long-term relationship with.
5. The man that JUST GETS IT!! Doesn't have to try that hard to acquire success as success naturally comes to him.
6. Who FEMINISTS say they disdain but 'secretly LOVES'...because he's able to fulfills their fantasies if you know what I mean.
7. A NARCISSIST without really choosing or wanting to be.. a 'Chad' or 'Tyrone'
8. One of the reasons why the MGTOW movements is so big and what most of the aspire to become.
9. An undercover gigolo..
10. What James Bonds, Bob Marley, P.Diddy, Jay Z, Justin Bieber, Brad Pitt all are...
1. The man with most COMPETITIVE sexual market value, usually in terms of sexual opportunities.
2. The man at the top of the male dominance hierarchy. This prototype of a man typically displays all of the conventional masculine traits that are considered toxic today. The hallmark of his persona is 'confidence'. The man that conduct himself with such class and possesses a swagger that attracts most women to him like a magnet; also he's usually calm when it comes pressure .
3. The man who FUCKS your wife and doesn't give a flyin fuck...
4.Exemplifies 'emotional excitement' and sexual pleasure to all women; not the one to really have long-term relationship with.
5. The man that JUST GETS IT!! Doesn't have to try that hard to acquire success as success naturally comes to him.
6. Who FEMINISTS say they disdain but 'secretly LOVES'...because he's able to fulfills their fantasies if you know what I mean.
7. A NARCISSIST without really choosing or wanting to be.. a 'Chad' or 'Tyrone'
8. One of the reasons why the MGTOW movements is so big and what most of the aspire to become.
9. An undercover gigolo..
10. What James Bonds, Bob Marley, P.Diddy, Jay Z, Justin Bieber, Brad Pitt all are...
Example 1: The Alpha Male mindset is one that most men wished they'd mastered but can't seem to achieve.
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The (only) way to achieve "The Alpha" status is by having the other male suck one's heafty meat stick, by force if necessary.
It is crucial that both male participants are heterosexual, otherwise Alpha status is not valid - you've just done something gay.
The (only) way to achieve "The Alpha" status is by having the other male suck one's heafty meat stick, by force if necessary.
It is crucial that both male participants are heterosexual, otherwise Alpha status is not valid - you've just done something gay.
Kathy, a kinky dirt-bag slut, invited her casual fuck-buddy Steve to her place to bang her while her new boyfriend watched. After a while Kathy's boyfriend joined in the slam-fest, during which time Steve was like: "Suck my fucking cock dude. Now." The boyfriend hesitated and laughed it off thinking it was a joke, until Steve grabbed his head and made him choke on his yoghurt slinger.
Steve was The Alpha.
(Shortly thereafter, Kathy's boyfriend became unable to perform sexually. There were also rumors he lost his job and began to drink in excess.)
Steve was The Alpha.
(Shortly thereafter, Kathy's boyfriend became unable to perform sexually. There were also rumors he lost his job and began to drink in excess.)
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