A gay monkey with a small penis who runs from girls because he has no confidence and maybe because his confidence is smaller than his penis which is almost nothing
Hey girl how was it when you met andre.
He just ran away as soon as he saw me!
I told you about him being like that.
I know.
He just ran away as soon as he saw me!
I told you about him being like that.
I know.
by Andre is a monkey April 18, 2022

by Kiwiguy90 August 3, 2019

greatest person of all time, best kisser best hugger, handsome, wants to do right by everyone and never lets anyone down. he is strong smart and is up to try anything.
by therealgabeitch November 24, 2021

The sweetest person you will ever meet with a heart of gold. You are lucky if you have one in your life.
by honestbimbo February 21, 2024

Manchester United's non-goalkeeper / goalletter. Signed by the notorious idiot Erik ten Haram for 50M quid after kicking club legend David de Gea out of the club, it has since become apparent that Onana had been cosplaying as a footballer all this time. His hands are made of poppadom and he is often called Dracula because he too is allergic to crosses. He is the type of goalkeeper that strikes confidence into the hearts of the opposition.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCK'S SAKE ONANA YOU FUCKING TWAT" - Mark Goldbridge after watching Andre Onana make his 69th blunder of the season
by Untar la Manteca August 10, 2025

Person 1: Hello, my name is Andre
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches
by SaggyBoobies69420 February 28, 2023
