alternative frum

The proper term for "JINO."

I'm not a JINO, you bigot. I'm alternative frum.

by Queen Buttrix May 13, 2021

adult album alternative

Not to be confused with "adult alternative", though it often is and kind of overlaps with it sometimes. Used to describe radio stations that play everything in rock that's typically not too "aggressive" or not too "soft", from The Beatles and Bob Dylan to The Shins and Modest Mouse and everywhere in between. Should NOT include John Mayer, Jason Mraz, James Blunt, etc. though unfortunately it often does. Sadly, most of the stations that play it tend to be closer to adult alternative than adult ALBUM alternative.

{adult album alternative} {adult alternative} {The Beatles} {Bob Dylan} {The Shins} {Modest Mouse}

by SomeKindaGuy April 22, 2009

Queen of alternative

Queen Mother, Lana del Rey

Bestie, have u ever listened to the queen of alternative?

-Yes, she wrote NFR
Omg, AOTY

by folkilomilo September 12, 2020

After-fat

when a mega-lardassleaves a seat, it's the smell, sweat and residual fat energy left behind.

Guy 1: im think some fatty fat fat has been sitting in this chair, it's wet, smells and i have a craving for lard.

Guy 2: yeah the guy weighed like 30 stone. that's his after-fat.

by g4000 February 24, 2009

afterbreath

The smell, distinct from the taste, of someone’s breath after eating out their girl.

Man, she tasted amazing last night, but my afterbreath smelled like a rotten fart.

by Gmoosedawg July 9, 2019

aftergguk

An amazing Bts fanpage y’all bitches can ever see, and amazing owner.

Who’s ur fav fp?
Me: Oh @aftergguk, stan aftergguk for clear skin🙄

by Ur #1 Fan December 22, 2020

fecal afterbirth

The large amount of shit still adhered to your asscrack or what may seep out after taking a massive dump, even though you were sure you sufficiently wiped to cleanliness.

This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.

Boss: "Why did you go to the bathroom again? You were just in there for 20 minutes."

You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"

by Shazzbozz July 9, 2010