willy custard

Sperm

He filled my pie with willy custard.....I might have a bun in the oven 😂

by Lrp43 March 23, 2019

side willy

Similar to cameltoe and mooseknuckle but instead of the bulge being in the front of the pelvis, the Willy is stuck to the thigh which gives off the impression of an enormous willy.

Marc: Yo how'd your date go last night bro!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!

by Side Willy June 9, 2017

Willy womber

A Willy womber is an animal that lives in your bathtub when you’re not expecting it. They’re like groundhogs except without eyes, ears, or a mouth. They start out hairless—at this stage they’re just wombers. After they grow hair, they become Willy wombers.

Friend: “Yo can I use your shower? I don’t wanna stumble across no Willy wombers.”
You: “don’t worry bruh, they ain’t got a mouth.”

You: “I can feel the presence of a group of Willy wombers in the bathroom, I can see it in my mind.”
Friend: “yo chill you gotta become one with the Willy wombers.”

by Antichumfreak September 29, 2023

Shmeg-Willy

The process of wiping your own Shmegma upon another persons ear to recreate the famous “wet Willy”

“I just have Sonny a sick Shmeg-Willy and he cried”

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 7, 2023

Willy beaming

Willy beaming = steaming.

I.e. to get drunk.

Lets go get willy beaming

by Charl13 s3ndr0wsk1 March 26, 2022

Willie Stats

When you have more deaths than kills

That Soldier 76 has willie stats

by WillieStats August 27, 2023

Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) in a tissue then some one blows there nose in it or it can be used to abuse one .

do you blow your nose in willy napkins ?

by Cgl_96 March 2, 2010