Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 20, 2019

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split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

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split jerk

When you caress a males testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Bethany gives a good split jerk!

by Boxlova October 22, 2020

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split rating syndrome

n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.

"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.

by Ottertail King June 28, 2011

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