The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.
by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025
Get the Tide Rodmug. Similar to tuning forks, they are acoustic resonators that allow you to tune instruments to the perfect frequency.
by feelsman May 9, 2025
Get the Sounding Rodmug. When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.
This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off
by TSJM October 28, 2021
Get the Lightning Rodmug. D. Rod is the perfect example of meeting the best guy you know without even realizing it. On the outside he may seem shy or nervous, but on the inside he’s one of the funniest people with the biggest heart of any guy you’ve known. D. Rod loves hard so it’s easy for him to get hurt, but he treats his women with the utmost respect and love they deserve. If you ever meet a D. Rod, never let him go because he’s a one of a kind.
by Shadykay March 26, 2024
Get the D. Rodmug. by Rodrage October 13, 2023
Get the Rod Ragemug. by sackaids May 20, 2024
Get the bbl bone rodmug. The act of removing ones chewing tobacco mid coitus and inserting it into the rectum of their partner and proceeding to "ram it home"
Me and Becky was doing it doggie style last night while we watched Nascar and I decided to give her the ol' Tennesse ram rod.
by Cheesedique June 23, 2017
Get the tennesse ram rodmug.