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GRAPES

GRAPES is an acronym of the list of topics to avoid at Thanksgiving (or any holiday or celebration in which you must share space with relatives):
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics, Economics, Sexuality.
Don't talk about GRAPES, you'll set off Uncle So-and-So's conspiracy spiral. Again.

Cousin 1: So what do you think about the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.
by MaggityMagpieMcGee September 14, 2021
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Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus
Last night I was punching the grape for the missus
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grape

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Graped

Groped and raped at the same time.
I went to the shop and the shop keeper graped me.
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Grape crush

A crushed kokichi under a hydraulic press that can't be lifted
"The danganronpa Fandom loves grape crush but prefer panta"
by Kokichi ouma with panta June 25, 2021
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Grape

The froot
Can also be used to make wine
Person1: I ate a grape
Person2: grape
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Grape

n. When a female partner of a male uses her hand to squeeze his testicles to get the truth out of him. This processes is very painful and can result in many problems.

v. The process of squeezing a mans testicles to get the truth out of him.
Girl: He wouldn't explain what that picture was doing on his phone so i graped it out of him!

Guy: My girlfriend graped me last night! It sucked!
by Headstone October 11, 2011
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