A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.
"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."
by LastRealist August 29, 2023
Get the Cause Cannonmug. by Joy Sussy May 31, 2021
Get the Cannon Cmug. Joe: I went to this party and there were people there who were Cannon Speenered there. THEN it got weird.
by Peter Grifinski February 12, 2010
Get the Cannon Speenermug. A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3
by Shehdbdb November 20, 2021
Get the Tristan Cannonmug. A Gannon cannon is the act of eating Doritos while jerking off, then fingering your girlfriends asshole with the hand you ate the Doritos with
by Yursuzz February 16, 2025
Get the Gannon Cannonmug. Tom: Hey Fred, want to go grab a bite to eat?
Fred: I wish I could, but I just lit the creatine cannon an hour ago and it won't stop firing
Fred: I wish I could, but I just lit the creatine cannon an hour ago and it won't stop firing
by SGTMurph94 May 13, 2021
Get the creatine cannonmug. Cannon is a sweet boy at home, but kind of crazy in public. Cannon is not mature at all but he’s growing. He is super stupid but at the same time way too smart. Cannons are attractive but brushes it off. The way he walks is kind of silly and it vaguely reminds me of a troll. But he’s a really sweet friend.
Friend: Bro, why is Cannon’s ringtone his little brother screaming?!
Friend 2: Idk he changes it every week
Friend 2: Idk he changes it every week
by Lavinia Higgs January 30, 2024
Get the Cannonmug.