German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

Are Wow

Are wow is like “wow” With are in the beginning

Jessica: Are wow! thats so cool
Sami: what?
Jessica: Are wow is the same as wow but with an “are” in beginning.
Sami:oh. Are wow! thats awesome

by Sage_greenn April 14, 2022

Wiz wow wibxzy

Wow wow wubzys lesser known sibling

What is the power of the time wiz wow wibxzy jizzzzzzzzzecd on a toof bwsggamd duefm due to Anorexia/big boy wire

by 1035 himmg August 5, 2023

Pow wow

A term used by men/fuck boys, letting the others know it’s time to get out of here. This usually takes place around girls, when wanting to leave and go hangout with a different group of girls.

(Her) yeah that was super fun.
(Her2) yeah it was!, what should we do now?

(Him) yeah for sure. (Looks at buddy) pow wow

(Him 2) hey I just remembered I have to go dog sit, so I’m gonna have to drop you girls off.

by Chocolate star fish whisperer December 7, 2020

Wowie wow wow

A word used to say almost anything depending on the context, but in a more fun way.

"I'm going to get Breath of the Wild tomorrow"
"Wowie wow wow"

by KONO DIO DA!!! July 31, 2021

Make wows

The act of doing amazing things, used by Embrace The Culture Fashion House and created by the British band Minnaars.

Let's make wows!

Alright man I'll see you later, make wows!

Who wants to make wows tonight?

Too many wows, not enough machens

Machen sie wows (German translation)

by Rosco Flevo October 21, 2010

wow-k

A cross between wow and okay: when something surprises you and at the same time you wholeheartedly agree with it instantaneously.

So are you coming over?

No... I'm already here.

Wow-k.

by TodayTomorrow December 3, 2013