Carl Sagan

Sexiest man to walk the earth.

Carl Sagan gets my dick rock hard

by Adachi_SD January 30, 2022

Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.

We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!

by Danosue June 6, 2020

Carl

Another term used for slow people. Originates form New York and is very hairy. They love to play video game and eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew.

Carl good at video games... jk lol

by Lap deeznutz August 27, 2018

Carl-Elie

Carl-Elie is a cool guy who listen to freeze corleone erryday
He also a good basketball player

Carl-Elie is the GOAT

by Zangbeto November 26, 2021

Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?

Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.

by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019

Carl Tard

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.

"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."

by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025

Carl Croft

(adj.) a extremely sexy, masculine man.
very strong
knows how to treat the ladies

girl 1: "hey what is a good word to describe that hot guy over there, he looks really strong."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."

by cjballa October 18, 2010