1. An adjective describing something of insurmountable greatness/perfection.
2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.
2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.
This song is so I woke up today, dude!
Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!
Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!
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Get the I woke up today mug.A word used by Republicans to describe anything they don't like. In other words, anything that isn't, or isn't about straight, white, neurotypical, skinny men.
Example of how it is used in a sentence: Noah thinks that two of her coworkers (Ethan and Tara) are woke because Ethan is on the autism spectrum, and Tara is in a wheelchair."
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Get the Wokeness mug.A term initially used to describe those with progressive views of being "aware" of social injustices, and inequalities, but has now evolved into a pejorative term to mock the kind of "progressive" people who are often described as self deprecating obese women with blue hair and like to dictate who is oppressed and who is not.
Woke people are dumb as shit and never have a logical or rational argument. Basically everything they say is from emotion.
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The action of promoting Leftist Political Propaganda, or putting it where it doesn't belong, such as: Art, Entertainment, Food, Etc.
It was use to mock at Leftists who pretend to now being woke to the true after "discovering" a Leftist Ideology such as Socialism.
"Oh I see, Capitalism is bad, Now I am woke"
The action of promoting Leftist Political Propaganda, or putting it where it doesn't belong, such as: Art, Entertainment, Food, Etc.
It was use to mock at Leftists who pretend to now being woke to the true after "discovering" a Leftist Ideology such as Socialism.
"Oh I see, Capitalism is bad, Now I am woke"
by Mijemega July 22, 2025
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"Fat is the new thin", declared the woke person, not realising living over 40 is more important than fake feelings.
Woke people are like small children, everything is about who said it first, regardless of the validity or the content of the thing in question. If it was their idea, then it is noble and breaking free, if it was any hated group's idea then it is offensive and oppressive. The thing in question could literally be anything.
Woke people are like small children, everything is about who said it first, regardless of the validity or the content of the thing in question. If it was their idea, then it is noble and breaking free, if it was any hated group's idea then it is offensive and oppressive. The thing in question could literally be anything.
by Bobakka August 12, 2025
Get the woke mug.today woke means the opposite of what it used to mean. being woke today means to be indoctrinated and brainwashed by the left and to find social injustice and racism in eveything especially when there is none at all. (their job is to make it all about racism or some other form of hatred towards minorities). it means to have the victim mentality and expect everyone else to have the victim mentality (unless you're white). it means to hate white people for no reason while claiming its not racism because hating white people isn't racist. it means to favor tiny minority groups and segregate them from white people. it is about cramming lifestyles of gay people and other morally corrupt minorities in the public's face (especially children) and demanding you accept them.
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