Rim Wipe

Licking your significant other clean after they use the bathroom

He must really love lisa with all those 'rim wipes' they must save money on toilet paper.

by Chadsdad47 October 7, 2015

whataburger wet wipe

When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.

Credit to Jason vest on instagram

Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.

by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024

Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.

I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.

by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018

Encore Wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit, thinking you wiped enough, but then you have to return within minutes to wipe again

Damn my asshole itches and feels slimy, guess I need to return for an encore wipe

by EMSHB December 10, 2014

wipe or let it crust

"Wipe or let it crust" is a definition used when you poop, they ask if you wipe your ahh or leave it be

"Sry for the wait i just shat"
"Did you wipe or let it crust?"

by edindzekofanboy January 2, 2025

IM WIPED BRO WTF

Something that nicholas black monkey ass self would say

commonly used in deepwoken

YOU KILLED ME IM WIPED BRO WTF

by whyzdream February 11, 2024

The big wipe

When you have swamp ass, so you go to the bathroom just to wipe.

I went to the bathroom for the big wipe, so now my ass feels clean and refreshed.

by Kirs Bush April 8, 2021