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Windows 7

Windows 7 is Microsoft's newest version of the Windows operating system. Like most versions of Windows, it assumes that users are completely braindead and cannot perform basic operations without a stupid warning dialogue box popping up. No eye candy can hide Windows' crappiness. Choose Windows XP, Mac OS X or Linux instead!
User: *clicks on a non-Microsoft application*

Windows 7: *pops up a dialogue box* Are you sure you want this program to run and access information from your computer?

User: *chucks computer out of the window*
by elephanzee January 17, 2010
mugGet the Windows 7mug.

window shopping

A slang phrase for the act of having sexual intercourse. The phrase is mostly used by teens talking openly to each other about having sex while disguising the true meaning of the phrase from their parents or other eavesdroppers.
Do you remember that guy I dated last year? We totally went window shopping together. It was great.
by candycakes23 April 9, 2009
mugGet the window shoppingmug.

window licker

A person with little control over their facial muscles causing their tongue to hang out and excesive drooling to occur.
Stop dribbling Macca you window licker
by Bold King Cole May 17, 2003
mugGet the window lickermug.

Window Licker

a window licker is a symim for a person that is mentaly retarded
Stop being such a window licker.
by J Lackey August 31, 2006
mugGet the Window Lickermug.

window shopping

when u are hitting it from behind in front of a huge window then u switch with a friend without the girl knowing and run outside and wave at her
Larry went window shopping on that hoe.. what a bitch ass trick
by Henry Choderabbit August 15, 2007
mugGet the window shoppingmug.

Window Wash

After having dirty butt sex, but before the dude cums, the dude says to his partner that he wishes to cum in there mouth. At which point he proceeds to the facial area of the partner and upon reaching said area he has explosive diarrhea poops all over his partner's face while cumming on his partner's chest.
Dude, last night i totally Window Washed some chick. I grabbed my clothes and ran out of the room before she realized that I diarrhea pooped all over her face. Nice!
by iamyourhero April 29, 2010
mugGet the Window Washmug.

complacency window

The time just after you score a goal in FIFA when you are more susceptible to an equaliser or another goal being scored against you as you are a) suffering from hubris b) you aren't concentrating very hard.
1: I can't believe you just got a goal back.
2: that's the complacency window mate.
1: it's not fair when you have Ronaldo
by Wordman30001 October 7, 2013
mugGet the complacency windowmug.

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