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Hop on windows 10 

When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.
"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."

National use Windows xp day 

National use Windows xp day is a day where you have to useWindows xp pro for the day
Some person on Discord: imma commit a national use windows xp day cya
Discord mod secretly: feeling his sex

kon got windows 11! 

Discord user getting windows 11.
used mostly in US/CA
Yo! Kon got windows 11! Better friend him.
guys! my friend kon got windows 11! maybe Lauri did too!

New Good Windows Boy Humour

All People: NEW GOOD WINDOWS BOY HUMOUR MORE FUNNI THAN EWANDOOOPY HUMOUR
EwanDoggie: i like it too
then ngwb and ewandoggie become chad

Glazed the Windows 

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses
Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.
Glazed the Windows by Markanie April 14, 2023

Double Glazed Windows 

The act of ejaculating directly into both open eyeballs of your sexual partner, rendering them temporarily blind. The glaze is the man cum and the windows are your eyes 𓂀
BABE PULL THE SKIN AROUND YOUR EYES DOWN, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME DOUBLE GLAZED WINDOWS