Windows 7

Windows 7 is Microsoft's newest version of the Windows operating system. Like most versions of Windows, it assumes that users are completely braindead and cannot perform basic operations without a stupid warning dialogue box popping up. No eye candy can hide Windows' crappiness. Choose Windows XP, Mac OS X or Linux instead!

User: *clicks on a non-Microsoft application*

Windows 7: *pops up a dialogue box* Are you sure you want this program to run and access information from your computer?

User: *chucks computer out of the window*

by elephanzee January 17, 2010

window shopping

A slang phrase for the act of having sexual intercourse. The phrase is mostly used by teens talking openly to each other about having sex while disguising the true meaning of the phrase from their parents or other eavesdroppers.

Do you remember that guy I dated last year? We totally went window shopping together. It was great.

by candycakes23 April 9, 2009

window licker

A person with little control over their facial muscles causing their tongue to hang out and excesive drooling to occur.

Stop dribbling Macca you window licker

by Bold King Cole May 17, 2003

Window Licker

a window licker is a symim for a person that is mentaly retarded

Stop being such a window licker.

by J Lackey August 31, 2006

window shopping

when u are hitting it from behind in front of a huge window then u switch with a friend without the girl knowing and run outside and wave at her

Larry went window shopping on that hoe.. what a bitch ass trick

by Henry Choderabbit August 15, 2007

Window Wash

After having dirty butt sex, but before the dude cums, the dude says to his partner that he wishes to cum in there mouth. At which point he proceeds to the facial area of the partner and upon reaching said area he has explosive diarrhea poops all over his partner's face while cumming on his partner's chest.

Dude, last night i totally Window Washed some chick. I grabbed my clothes and ran out of the room before she realized that I diarrhea pooped all over her face. Nice!

by iamyourhero April 29, 2010

window shopped

When you use your sniper to head shot a player through a window in call of duty team death match.

Bam! lilman0098937394bpistol you just got window shopped.

by zebrabutzzz June 21, 2010