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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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weasel

is a name for a small lanky guy who would rather fly than fight, always happens to get into bad situations and does anything to get out of also enjoys soft foods like jelly and custard.
hey weasel get back here
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Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for Lebanese bears fans who whole personality is the Chicago Bears
person 1: Hey, you are a cheese weasel!
person 2: Im not even Lebanese!!
by luke214169420 September 21, 2025
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Bush Weasel

Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.
Trae: Yo, did you see Steve’s new lady?
Brad: Yeah, that bitch is a straight bush weasel.
by mikecoxhuge August 3, 2024
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Sneaky Phuckin Weasel

A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.
That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!
by Sneaky Phuckin Weasel March 1, 2010
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Pussy Weasel

Person who weasels out of fun shit because they are a pussy (weasel) Pussy-Weasel
Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”
by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021
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Weasel Tug

A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.
Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.
by Lucky the RC September 8, 2020
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