Wanker

A funny way to say Jerk Off often used by the "British"

Friend 1 (British): He look at the Wanker,
Friend 2 (American): You mean jerk off you idiot!

by @THEGREYOStricH March 10, 2021

Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'

Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!

by PICKLE_RIIICK October 6, 2023

Passive Wankers (PW)

Extremely gay.

Look at that lesbian they must be Passive Wankers (PW)

by ILikeBoysjwjsna October 4, 2020

Ankle Wanker

An individual who has a minimum gap of 5cm between the end of their shoe and the hem of their pant leg. Note that the pants worn by the individual must exceed the knee and be rolled up in some capacity. Generally the desired effect is fashion with a slight cooling benefit.

Joe has gone full ankle wanker with his pants today.

by ankle_wanker November 28, 2018

Wankers

Everton FC

We’re playing against the wankers

by 61825392363829364729264 June 4, 2020

Adam is a Wanker

Term used for someone who is an asswanker

See that guy over there he’s Adam he’s a total asswanker

Adam is a wanker

by Ross Griffin December 17, 2023

Wanker

Wanker - a person who likes to breathe

She loves life and to breathe, she's a wanker

by Reynaluvrs July 7, 2022