whore liar narcissist cares what everyone thinks except loved ones.. creative.. creates characters.. usually pretends to be religious for image.. often confused with chewbacca or yeti or werewolf.. usually 40 or 50 that thinks she’s 16 and hangs with lil boys .. sometimes called tri-diane because if it has 3 legs she has fucked it
by foolfortrusting June 10, 2019
Get the diane wifemug. The way your wife looks at you when she wants something. You know there's very little point in saying "no", you're going to get it for her because of those eyes.
by DadOfTink August 21, 2012
Get the Wife Eyesmug. Your mate, partner, boyfriend, husbands ex-wife you are friendly with. We don't get along well even plan and do things together.
by Tiffstuff828 October 10, 2018
Get the Wife-in-lawmug. Person at work who offers to take on tasks for the boss that he or she would like his or her spouse to do at home. Order lunch, make coffee, do errands etc. as a way of getting ahead.
Suzy asked the boss if she can bring back back his favorite sandwich when she comes back from lunch today. Everyone knows she's pulling the work wife move to get that promotion next year.
by Paula Villegas December 18, 2008
Get the work wifemug. by F@G Jelly August 25, 2010
Get the Hide yo Wifemug. when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job
by thepoopadoop July 4, 2010
Get the wife merit badgemug. From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009
Get the Wife's Best Friendmug.