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New Washington Indiana

Small shitty city in the state of Indiana. About forty mins from The Colgate Clock. Main attractions are the crack, weed, and drama addicts. Although the population is a woping 49 you can find a wide variety of drug dealers, drop outs, drunks, sluts, jacked up cars, corn, knobs, fatt asses, and fake whores. You may find a total of 3 decent looking girls in the general area.. But hey, beauty is in the eye of the BEER-holder.. Personally this is not a place to find a dime (Unless you are wanting a dime sack.) No matter how far away their houses are everybody will know your life story & talk shit about it, while being sweet to your face. It is typical by the age of 13 to have already dated everyone of the opposite sex so that explains the logic behind why the males turn gay at the college age. Along with the many many farms you can find here all 49 of the people look like their own different species of animals. EVERBODY follows the big boy; a shitty pott head that looks like a mouse, and not just any mouse... But mickey mouse. While in this city always use the buddy system, even for the most personal task; it's like the code of arms. If you haven't got the gist by now, this town is prob the shittiest place on earth, besides Japan they are in serious bad shape right now.. But I woulndt stop in the good ole NW even if it were to take a quick piss.
by kaylaistoocoolforschool April 4, 2011
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Washington Intern

The object of sexual desire for the President, a Congressman, or any other federal employee.
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washing machine all star

when a girl meets a guy for the first time and goes to 2nd base and its all good until he looks at his hand and finds blood on it.
this is all happening while the girl is perched on a washing machine that is on HIGH SPEED and vibrating
ahh im so dizzy from making out onthat washing machine

girl your a washing machine all star
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Wasting Nutella

The worst possible thing you could do EVER in the history of ever
Jim was just wasting nutella! LETS KICK HIS ASS
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washing the chicken

An expression used when you want to get out of a situation
Charles is always saying that he is washing the chicken when I try to introduce him to my ugly sister-in-law
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Washington DC

Washington DC is a place where politicians like to go and build government buildings like the White House. They also like to make changes to the law in those big rooms with all the seats.
Its easy to get laid at protests in Washington DC.
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Washington Slider

When tugs_elo slides down a slide and his pants roll all the way up past his waist, revealing his tiny dick. He then proceeds to climb back up, go down again head first, and have his foreskin torn off due to friction. He then masturbates.
Did you see when tugs_elo did the Washington slider? It was hilarious!
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