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Vampire Clingy

A person who is extremely clingy during a relationship and sucks the life from their partner. An unhealthy obsession that can cause serious mental scarring.
That girl was vampire clingy, I forgot what living it up meant!
by Sir Raziis December 12, 2012
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vamished

when you’re really full up from a meal
shelia was vamished after her christmas meal
by firepuma142 December 27, 2021
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Vampire

A vampire is a human who feeds on blood (more recognizably human blood): they are better known to be drinking blood at night due to their sensitivity to sunlight.

Vampires use many tactics to achieve blood; mostly by luring their prey into the trap, then taking that swift bite in the neck.

Becoming a vampire is achieved through the transmission of the saliva (venom) from a vampire to its prey. The vampire usually bite on the preys neck.

Anyone can become a vampire: a child, a man and a woman: even the elderly - providing the person was not completely drained of blood.
Once the virus has been transmitted, it will take about three days for the virus to take hold (new organs being made, traits and attributes being modified etc.)
After becoming a vampire you are cold skined, pale, and your eyes have a red tint to them.

Vampires look exactly like a human; just the incisors bring out the change. This works extremely well prior to attacking the victim.

Vampires are portrayed to have weaknesses - garlic (or garlic extracts) makes thier throat and nose begin to burn and thier stomach feels like it just shrivels up and dies. They also get a really bad migraine. Vampires are sensitive to Sunlight. It makes there skin burn. **NONE OF THE WEAKNESSES ABOVE WILL KILL THEM!!**
That person is so pale they could be a vampire.
by Alexander & Roxanne April 5, 2009
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Vampire

"Man you see the new twilight Vampire Movie?"

"No there just a bunch of life size maxi pads"
by mrsmileysentme May 24, 2012
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Vampire

Extremely beautiful creatures with perfect features, gold and black eyes, and drink blood. They are very strong, fast, and can have extra gifts like reading minds or seeing the future. The only way to kill a vampire is to rip them to shreds and burn all the pieces.They sparkle in the sun and do not sleep in coffins or at all for that matter. They can live off of animal blood if they choose to do so. They can eat human food to fool humans but must cough it back up later. They also do not age and they don't need to breath. These types of vampires are known from the world wide bestseller Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.
The Cullens from the Twilight series are very beautiful vampires.
by Ang n Bella June 13, 2008
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Vampire Hate Fuck

When you are so angry at a woman that you throw her on the bed on her back, then proceed to dry hump her out of your hatred for her. Then while dry humping her you twist her entire head around on and a half time so her head faces the floor and you continue to dry hump the hell out of her.
When we got in a huge fight because I did not want to go out for Italian food two night in a row it suddenly turned into passion and I threw her on the bed and vampire hate fucked her until she moaned for more.
by William27 July 3, 2010
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vampire jizz

your vampire jizz got all over my carpit
by fuckshit ass cock bj June 19, 2010
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