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Twinkle Time 

That very special time of year between Christmas & New Years where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re supposed to be doing.
Sorry I’m late, you know how spaced out I get during Twinkle Time.

I feel like this week of Twinkle Time passes so fast and yet soooo slowwwww.
Twinkle Time by Karlfunhouse December 27, 2022
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Guymese Twins 

Two men (usually bros) who are inseparable. Derived from Siamese Twins (now politically correctly referred to as conjoined twins, BORING).
Joe and John have been like Guymese Twins ever since they went to that OAR concert together.
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Sister Twins 

Friends who are sisters, but more. They are alike in almost every way! They don't have to necessarily look alike.
Chloe and Erin are sister twins!
Sister Twins by meyoutwinning July 14, 2015

THE PHELPS TWINS

Hot ass pieces of meat. Gorgeous men who everyone loves.
😛😛 JAMES AND OLIVER ARE HOTTT😛😛
THE PHELPS TWINSSSS

Steve and the twins 

A playful name for one's cock and balls, whereby, 'Steve' refers to the todger and 'the twins' are the attached danglies.
Man in bar: 'fancy coming back to my place, I'd like to introduce you to some of the family?'
Woman in bar: ' Who would that be?'
Man: 'Steve and the twins'
Woman: You mean your cock don't you?
Man: 'Erm, yes, guy's gotta try right?'

squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie

To squeeze the penis during ejaculation to get all the cum out. This can be down by the individual himself or his male/female partner.
Samantha was squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie last night then she swallowed all of it! It was so hot!

Twinship 

When two people who are not related share literally almost everything in common, and are better than best friends with each other.
Mike and Katie arent related. They both hate socks and projects. But they both love orange starbursts and running.They also have everything else in common and always keep finding new things.This means they have a twinship.
Twinship by Maktie March 3, 2009