The funniest syndrome known to man. The terrible combination of Tourette's Syndrome and Parkinson's Disease. The person exhibiting signs of Tourkinson's is known to sit in place fidgeting wildly while either clapping, making random sounds, saying off-the-wall phrases, or cursing uncontrollably.
A patient with Tourkinson's Diseasyndrome can be called a "Tourker" for short.
A patient with Tourkinson's Diseasyndrome can be called a "Tourker" for short.
by Howitzer August 26, 2005
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I walked in on my lady poking her BOB (battery operated boyfriend) and she was kind enough to give me the best Turkish Trombone with the wet end.
by Mullet or Gullet February 13, 2009
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A form of protest in the neohippie movement and porn hippie movement against the evil economic system we live under where they throw shit at a bank and smear it on its walls and leave toilet paper that they have wiped there ass on at it's front door.
by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010
Get the Bank turding mug.1.a citizen of Turkey(an orientalistic,poor,underdevelopped country)2.Let's give some examples throughout history to be understood what did the Turkish to their neighbour countries
1.during the rule of the Ottoman empire they opress christians and behave with them as they were animals ...there was a tax called "teeth tax" -when a turkish came to a christian home .the christians were obliged to give him food and their women or daughters for sex...when a turkish finished his eating he wanted the christians to pay him money because the turkish had rubbed out his teeth .(yes,it sounds funny and sad at the same time ,but this was the reality)...another reality was that turkish took from mothers their babies and in order to punish them (because they didn;t want to accept the islam)they chopped off the babies heads and impale their heads on spikes (sounds very cruel a?)they humiliated christians in every way ...they called the christians slaves "giauri"..this was happening untill 19 century .Vasil Levski(the bulgarian Gandi)called the Apostol of freedom (the greatest bulgarian)was sentenced to death by hanging on 19.02.1873 by the turkish .I should mention abuot the massacre during the APRIL rebellion against the Ottoman empire...so mush blood of innocent people was taken ...but this rebellion became famous over Europe ..many western and eastern countries and persons like Victor Hugo,Fiodor Dostoevski,William Gladston ,Jusepe Garibaldi(the italian revolutioner),Otto von BISMARK and many many others came to the conclusion that such a primitive country as the Ottoman empire have no place in Europe..All I HAVE written is based on historic facts ..it is really interesting if the nowadays turkish know about these facts ...
1.during the rule of the Ottoman empire they opress christians and behave with them as they were animals ...there was a tax called "teeth tax" -when a turkish came to a christian home .the christians were obliged to give him food and their women or daughters for sex...when a turkish finished his eating he wanted the christians to pay him money because the turkish had rubbed out his teeth .(yes,it sounds funny and sad at the same time ,but this was the reality)...another reality was that turkish took from mothers their babies and in order to punish them (because they didn;t want to accept the islam)they chopped off the babies heads and impale their heads on spikes (sounds very cruel a?)they humiliated christians in every way ...they called the christians slaves "giauri"..this was happening untill 19 century .Vasil Levski(the bulgarian Gandi)called the Apostol of freedom (the greatest bulgarian)was sentenced to death by hanging on 19.02.1873 by the turkish .I should mention abuot the massacre during the APRIL rebellion against the Ottoman empire...so mush blood of innocent people was taken ...but this rebellion became famous over Europe ..many western and eastern countries and persons like Victor Hugo,Fiodor Dostoevski,William Gladston ,Jusepe Garibaldi(the italian revolutioner),Otto von BISMARK and many many others came to the conclusion that such a primitive country as the Ottoman empire have no place in Europe..All I HAVE written is based on historic facts ..it is really interesting if the nowadays turkish know about these facts ...
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