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Ghost Tuckered

the act of pulling a blanket over someone's head when they least expect it. Making it look like they are a ghost, because the outline of their face comes out of the blanket.
Last night was crazy, i stuck up on my brother from behind when he was playing call of duty, and ghost tuckered him.
by Hudson N June 11, 2010
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Bitch Trickery

noun \ˈbich ˈtri-k(ə-)rē\ - Tactics employed by females to lull a male into a false sense of security and/or arousal. The most prevalent of these tactics are:

1. The heavy use of make-up by a female who, with it, looks somewhat or even exceedingly attractive, but without it, looks like an opossum that was hit with a baseball bat wrapped in razor wire and then ran over by a truck set ablaze by the fiery wrath of Satan's piss. The male generally does not discover this until the morning after he has participated in sexually explicit acts with said female.

2. The online posting of pictures by females, generally only from their breasts up, that usually make them appear busty and/or attractive, but below the breasts suffer from conditions such as cottage cheese thighs, cottage cheese ass, obesity, or any combination of these and other physical maladies. The male generally does not discover this until the female has become emotionally attached to him and/or the friendship/relationship is taken beyond the internet.
(1) Dude, I went home with this hot chick from the club last night, and this morning awoke in the bed of a cave troll that appeared to have been struck by lightning and trampled by a herd of school buses. I'm a victim of some severe bitch trickery.

(2) Holy shit man, I started talking to this one girl online, she had a cute face, and the tits...my GOD the tits...they looked like Aphrodite shat them upon her chest and molded them...so damn hot...turns out when I met her that they were b-cups she must have had in one hell of a push-up bra, with spider veins and some serious cottage cheese ass. Bitch trickery at its finest. I need to go bleach my eyes.
by Guff August 22, 2012
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Hoover tickler

Pleasurably simulating ones anus with the brush attachment on a vacuum cleaner.
Tony: last night I gave myself a Hoover tickler.

David: that sounds painful.
by itsradio May 1, 2013
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Hungarian tickler

(Noun) An ad hoc condom fashioned from a sausage casing and a twist tie
"What's on the shopping list?"

"The usual....Mickeys big mouths, sausage casings and Spanish Fly."

"Oh, Joanne is coming over to enjoy a little Hungarian tickler?"
by Spicy Wiener-San April 23, 2016
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dirty tickler

When you finger a woman with dirty scuff hands.
I gave her the dirty tickler. She now has an infection. My bad.
by trailer shop February 12, 2017
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kidney tickler

A usually self-adopted nickname that is used by a person with a large dick. It essentially means that the person has a penis that is so long it will go very 'deep' during penetration and will "tickle" their partner's kidneys.

Person 1: "Dude, back home they called me the kidney tickler"
Person 2: "Ewwwwww! TMI dude wtf!
"They don't call me the kidney tickler for nothing"
by chairman_meow34352 October 13, 2018
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mole at the ticket window

I have a mole at the ticket window and have to find a bathroom ASAP.
by Evans Elves January 2, 2010
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