When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.
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Throat Box

The thing that makes your voice go
Jimmy uses his throat box to sing a sick song
by Hurricanebrianna November 17, 2019
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throat cleaner

A fellatio sex move, where the receiving party has a dick of formidable size lodged in their throat, and it is vigorously moved in and out of the victims mouth to trachea, hopefully damaging the esophagus , see fuck,
He is so lovely and he put my whole fucking cock down his tight throat that was emmitting loud gushing sounds in the process. He tipped me extra for the throat cleaner, he was only expecting a regular blojob, but was satisfied by the faint taste of blood after it was over.
by reynreaktor October 26, 2013
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slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.
Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!
by Chris_32 May 27, 2024
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dry as a cats throat

when something is ass dry as a cats throat
gosh darnit this pussy is as dry as a cats throat
(2021 award winner for most used phrase closely followed by “fuck these niggas” by albert einstein
by THECOONs December 11, 2023
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Spare throat

The feeling you experience after large throat irritation. Usually brought on by heart burn but could be felt after giving amazing head.
I'm really feeling my spare throat today after all that Mexican food.
by Tonibaloni April 03, 2021
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hookah throat

Smoking way too much hookah in one sitting waking up the next day with a soar throat
Ugh man, I have such bad hookah throat right now.
by Dough boy 23 December 02, 2013
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