land octopus

A really sexy spider

Jimmy: Dude look at that spider!
Timmy: Don't you mean... land octopus?

by Seagul on crack January 2, 2019

drift lands

A barren area for practicing drifts in acar without risking lives other then your own.

Does Manchester have any drift lands? Want to learn to drift good right after I get a car.

by Markavian January 17, 2009

Land Manatee

An overweight consumer, whose natural habitat is usually slopping over the edges of a "Li'l Rascal" style motorized shopping cart in America's retail centers. Often characterized by a body odor made up of medical ointments and bad hygiene and a general disregard for the space the fill in an aisle, Land Manatees are not generally dangerous so long as one is wise enough to not disrupt them in their habitat.

"Did you see those land manatees in aisle 10?"

by icondropout October 16, 2014

land the load

to cum all over a girls face

man last night dun land the load and she had jizz all over her face

by justinaimers June 24, 2008

Clam Land

The female equivalent of "tea bagging". A woman places her bare vagina on an unsuspecting individual's face.

Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.

"Can you believe Jimmy is passed out already?"

"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."

by Sauce Queen November 26, 2015

space landing

When a guy takes a crap in a chick's vag.

Todd & Sheri are going home so Todd can do a space landing on Sheri.

by LilScubaGirl July 24, 2008

Land-Whale

A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019