cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs

KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?

by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018

Cream Beetweens

My idea for a chocolate cookie with my semin and whipped cream beetween the two if you take it you'll be hearing from someone.

Hey i bought some cream beetweens, they taste salty and sweet kinda?

by Hunkymonke69 January 31, 2022

cream tie

When cum hits the neck and drips down the chest.

“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating, I totally cream tied myself”

“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but missed and totally gave her a cream tie”

by Bill Simonsonson November 10, 2019

cream tie

When cum hits the neck and drips down the chest.

“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating last night, I totally cream tied myself. “

“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”

by Bill Simonsonson November 10, 2019

creamed strawberry

The act of rubbing the top of a penis with cum and letting your partner (or somebody random) lick it off like a strawberry.

Man. Your girl is always hungry!!!
Yea. That's why I gave her a creamed strawberry to help her hunger.

by SuperDreadnoughtCannonGustav X August 04, 2015

cookies and creamed

when ur fucking a girl in the pussy and she cums and shits at the same time

awe man, you just cookies and creamed on me.

by daddycucumber6969 April 11, 2016

Cream Adventures

The act of watching Ghost Adventures™ and eating ice cream to escape your problems.

Ashley and Katie had a long day, so they stayed up late last night doing cream adventures

by Hornist9033 September 23, 2023