Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025

Washington wipe

When you grab your dogs ass and stuff it with turkey and cheese dip. You then feed it laxitives and have it shit it all out into your mouth. You do this all while your sister masturbates to it and your brother face fucks the dog. You then rub the leftover shit on you body and walk around a Publix screaming this is dog shit suck my left tit

I Washington wiped so hard last night. Best thing that has ever happened to me

by Dicknickthenutbutt420 December 22, 2020

dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019

Ass wipes

1) another word for toilet paper.
2) a name to call a group of people you hate.

"Shit I need to buy some ass wipes and beer."
"Those guys are ass wipes they took our women."

by Kelly-182 July 6, 2016

Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.

"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis

by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021

Wet wipe

Will

Omg will is such a wet wipe
Ikr

by Okbestie October 26, 2020

Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

by e.dawg August 28, 2010