Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

peaches behind the pole

code word for someone ultra sketch who creeps you frequently. someone who lurks, is obsessed, see also creeper

that guy is totally creeping you. lookout PEACHES! PEACHES BEHIND THE POLE!

by tech stine January 2, 2009

what she did to my big-ass schlong last night and this morning

by Nasty Nate June 20, 2003

bumpin and grindin and shit like yo girl was gettin nekkid and dry humpin a brass pole

Yo fat ass mama and skanky sister worked my shit like a striper pole!

by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003

When receiving a blow job you squick out a long fart!

by Joey Mandel May 8, 2003

A south pole freeze pop is when you jack off and cum in a ice cub tray put tooth picks in the the center put in in the freezer and the next day have a freeze pop

yo filled the whole tray for my south pole freeze pops for my girlfriend last night

by Reibear September 12, 2010

by Lucah May 22, 2016