squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.
Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.
by Ranch Hand 69 March 22, 2016
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Mushroom Dunk

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.
Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.

Shelly: How come?

Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.

Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.
by Clyde Barstow May 14, 2012
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Mushroom

A person who cant say Nicole right! Looks like a mushroom, tries to sing but cant attemp to do it right!~ oops
Stop being a mushroom! its annoying
by allan the mushroom January 20, 2017
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Mushroom

by Midget1869 August 06, 2015
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Mushroom

Mushroom is an amazing nickname for your friend with a bob that curls in and is normally really nice they love drama and swear but in a very funny way ๐Ÿ˜‚
by Spy_rabbit19 February 05, 2020
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mushrooms

i highly over-rated vegetable. it is literally a fungus. or if you wanna be more sophisticated and smarter...
WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜ƒ)
thank you Wikipedia
you: want some RAW mushrooms?
me: get out.
by buloogawhale December 12, 2020
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mushroom

i highly over-rated vegetable. it is literally a fungus. or if you wanna be more sophisticated and smarter...
WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜ƒ)
thank you Wikipedia
you: want a mushroom?
me: get out.
by buloogawhale December 12, 2020
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