Angry Moose Knuckle

Refers to a large, angry, heavy set girl. Many times the sex can turn violent. Semi-related to the Sea Donkey

"John, last night I accidentally hooked up with an angry moose knuckle. I thought she was going to rip my dick off"

by ballsdeep78 July 9, 2009

Pink Moose

A guy who looks, and acts, like a pink moose.

Dude, the pink moose is here!
The ULTIMATE MOOSE
Dude you being such a moose today
MAn stop being so pink!

by Jesse March 18, 2004

Moose Knuckle

aka: camel-toe. When a woman (usually a cowgirl) wears pants that are too tight and rides up their crotch.

Damn! did you see the moose knuckle on that chick?

by Jennifer July 6, 2004

Streetlamp Le Moose

An amazing man famous for being a gentleman and being extremely attractive. Different from all the guys, he wears the latest trends before they're known but he's not a hipster, he just makes things awesome. Treats all girls with respect and doesn't let the big guy phase him, he helps them instead. Helps out all his friends to get to there full potential. Eventually becomes president of the United States and gets the world back on track.

"With that, Streetlamp Le Moose existed the stage. Abigail waited in the wings for him, embracing him she whispered seductively 'Hello Mr. President.'"

by Flagellah May 27, 2013

Canadian Moose Hunter

When you are having anal sex with a large person, man or woman, and you realize that the condom you had on has mysteriously disappeared into said anus. You then have to lube your arm up with Maple Syrup and proceed to hunt down that rogue prophylactic hiding in that anus.

"Put on your Canadian moose hunter hat, there's a wild one"

by saddestbro April 1, 2021

Moose Knuckle Junction

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.

“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”

by Lorilyn October 5, 2018

Manitoba Moose Job

While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.

Dude I totally gave Margret a Manitoba Moose Job last night.

by MBCI June 14, 2015