Hey you’re a caleb.
by daholyparrot June 9, 2025
Get the calebmug. A boy who is super hot, funny, weird and nerdy he is often a loner but once you get to know him hes the best thing that will happen in your life.
A caleb is good at writing songs, playing video games and fucking.
He is the sweetest man you will ever meet and when he breaks up with you, you will cry for months and then when he wants you back you wont be able to say “no”.
He will show you what real love is like, he will look past your mistakes and failures and see you for who you are and love you for you.
A Caleb is definitely someone you want in your life.
A caleb is good at writing songs, playing video games and fucking.
He is the sweetest man you will ever meet and when he breaks up with you, you will cry for months and then when he wants you back you wont be able to say “no”.
He will show you what real love is like, he will look past your mistakes and failures and see you for who you are and love you for you.
A Caleb is definitely someone you want in your life.
Girl 1: “the man i slept with last night was so amazing! His cock was HUGE!”
Girl 2: “wow! His name must be caleb”
Girl 1: “how did you know!?!
Girl 2: “because everyone names caleb has a massive cock and is good in bed”
Girl 2: “wow! His name must be caleb”
Girl 1: “how did you know!?!
Girl 2: “because everyone names caleb has a massive cock and is good in bed”
by Itsjustgeelol November 6, 2023
Get the Calebmug. Usually chill. Prime of life is 10-15, and usually they turn emo. Most commonly is a black haired Caleb, or Very Dark Brown. They’re said to be quite intelligent, but clumsy. They text people all the time, but never face-to-face, because It gets awkward. A lot are said to be obsessed with memes and anime. They can range in the handsome factor from 3-10.
“Hey, is that Caleb? I didn’t know he hung around with that sort of people.”
~ Random Person
“Yeah, I know right? Usually he likes drawing.”
~ Another Random Person
~ Random Person
“Yeah, I know right? Usually he likes drawing.”
~ Another Random Person
by getfuckingready January 18, 2019
Get the Calebmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
Get the Caleb Zackery Toliver Is The Villain In Every Japanese Mediummug. The most spazmodial being in the known universe. Extremely hostile when approached and will spit meaningless gibberish at you if you get too close. A Caleb can often be seen with it's hands in it's pockets standing underneath a tree smiling it's dumb bucktoothed smile. Not to be confused with a "nerd", a Caleb will get extremely triggered at this and would immediately rant on how it is not a "nerd" and most likely attack you with it's spaghetti arms. Famous for not being good at anything other than talking really fast, Calebs have been observed to get extremely jealous around people who are so much more clearly better than it is.
by An extremely concerned adult November 23, 2018
Get the Caleb Arthur Boothmug. a fucking cunt with a small dick
by catdognofriends April 6, 2022
Get the calebmug. by Caleb perez May 8, 2024
Get the caleb perezmug.