burning bagel

When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes

Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.

by YoinkersItsMine August 7, 2019

bageled

stoned, baked,faded

after we smoked that joint we were both so bageled.

by Jimi James 70 June 26, 2020

bagel

he is bagel, his life is a memecord reference

guy1: whos the worst memecord mod?
guy2: that would be bagel

by THISTHIS October 7, 2021

yellow bagel fever

The yellow bagel fever is a special form of yellow fever, a preference especially of guys for Asian women, who in this case grew up in New York City.

Someone: Don't you think Ka-Yee is a little crazy? I have the feeling that New York has spoiled her.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.

by Jopronas August 21, 2022

Bagel

Penis, cock, wiener, johnson,

Eat a bagel

by Yourstrulyfromtheheart May 20, 2020

nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019

Bageling

When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)

Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"

by Huds23 May 9, 2016