turtle cage

a south african dairy-based dish covered with an assortment of spices and sauces. Sometimes an extra ingredient is included to inhance the taste such as a tub of baby corpse genetalia caviar

"My mom knew as soon as I was born that she wasnt going to breast feed. She decided that turtle cage should be the center of my diet.

by rfv January 16, 2009

turtle head

turtle head is a phenomenon when you have a dookie so large it peeks out the anus. referring to a scared turtle

dude can you hurry in the bathroom i have major turtle head.

by All america bitch December 24, 2018

Luck of a Turtle

When someone/something is having very bad luck. As turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.

A soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.

Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!

by mills messsss November 7, 2010

Turtle jiz

a code word for beer so your parents wont kno what your talkin about usally bud light

Turlte jiz is whats for dinner

dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle jiz in the back of my car

by nkasper August 27, 2008

Akward Turtle

A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs

Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man

by JaKeEisthebestest April 22, 2009

turtle boxing

When a girl is in a sleeping bag and she pokes her head out and you punch her in it and she goes back in, then you do it again.

Me and this bitch were camping so I turtle boxed her ass.

by thepoopybear February 26, 2004

Awkward Turtle

A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues

The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.

by adelews July 25, 2007