Gay Stones

When it's late night and you're hungry you make yourself a bowl of fruity pebbles, you can also refer to them as gay stones.

Tommy: "Hey man! Whatcha eating there?"
You: "Just got me a bowl of gay stones"
Tommy: "Aww I want to eat some gay stones now"

by jbird53916 June 19, 2021

Person Of Stone

A person of stone is a person who does not like being called an "idiot" despite their nickname being a person of stone.

Person 1: Hey youre an IDIOT!
Person of stone: dont call me that.

by blokebay3795 March 9, 2022

Stone Throne

A name for an erectic penis being ridden in a seated motion

Rachel: “Damn last night Dave called me his bitch and asked me if I would ride his dick”
Ashley: “You mean he called you his Queen and told you to sit on his stone throne?”

by BoxMuncher69420 January 12, 2019

Cheap stone

Someone who has a very low tolerance to Marijuana.

Wow Jack is a cheap stone. He took two hits and he was baked for days.

by jackerinoflino July 3, 2017

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011

sword in the stoned

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.

My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.

by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019

magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.

"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"

by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014