rusty toolbox

Is a reference to a not well liked individual's anal canal, usually accompanied by anal seepage and country music.

Lemme eat that rusty toolbox, nobody else will.

by TheLetsGetItGuy January 28, 2017

Rusty Flapjack

When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.

"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"

by Bill Butlicker November 18, 2021

rusty truck

A dildo covered in shit that was in someone's ass

can i lick that fresh rusty truck

by McNamarrra September 29, 2021

rusty teardrop

During anal sex, remove your dick from her ass and fling the shit on your dick into her eye.

Rick gave Marsha a rusty teardrop, and she regrettably got pink eye.

by Glass-Demon June 26, 2021

Rusty Lovin

Any sex act involving the ass

Hey baby, are you up for some rusty loving?

by sandy_x December 4, 2012

Rusty Crumpet

Descriptive term for female genitalia that displays the signs of a severe herpes outbreak.

that chick was smokin hot, luckily i got a glimpse of her rusty crumpet and bolted

by Miniskip January 24, 2013

Rusty Klesla

Similar to the Rusty Fish Hook but named after the Professional Czech Hockey Player. While satisfying your lady from behind you abruptly jam your finger into her poop chute. When she turns around to yell, "Hey!" instead of giving her a traditional fish-hook you cross check her in the face with a hockey stick. For additional bravado you can then shoot your load on her back, blow a whistle, throw your arm in the air and declare that you're giving yourself a 2 minute minor for roughing.

My girlfriend told me that I couldn't finish watching the game until I finished her, so I gave her a Rusty Klesla and then went downstairs to finish watching the game.

by DirtyDick October 16, 2012