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Poser

A person who mostly wears thrasher and wears black and white checkered vans

EX Jacob cancerous
by 666satanlovesDrphil666 October 27, 2018
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Poser

Wait, he drives a Ford fusion?? I didn't know he was a poser!
by Duck#2 September 28, 2017
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Poser

Someone who thinks that if you like yourself even a little bit, or you like where you're from, or you like your life, that you're prideful because you dont think the way they think, you dont think everything in life that doesnt have dollar signs to go with it sucks.
Nobody was going to miss the poser telling them about freedom and life while trying to gain more power.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
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Poser

Someone that has to make clever abbreviations for words so that they don't end up cursing, to defend their appropriate and wholesome looking/sounding image.
He/she was a poser that didn't want to say anything that didn't make him/her look wholesome or appropriate. The fucked up thing about it was he/she also didn't want to say/do anything that made him/her look uptight or prudish, because he/she also wanted to play the people who hated anything wholesome.
by The Original Agahnim June 13, 2021
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Life's Poser

"Life´s Poser" is a term proposed by the acclaimed writer Odranreb Aìugurm in 1349 with his book "Zoology of modern society". This term refers to people who are Posers but from all of the things that constitute life.
My best friend´s ex-girlfriend is a life's poser, she always wants attention.
by Odranreb Aíugrum April 10, 2021
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Poser

A person either boy or girl who changes they're looks and personality to fit in with another social clique. Like around one bunch of friends they will act emo and listen to depressing music and talk about how much their lives suck, but when they're around another bunch of friends they will act like a ganster listening to rap and wearing baggy pants and bling. Most 'posers' do not actually like the things they have to do to fit in, but they're are so set on being accepted they will do the things they are totally against. They also tend to copy other peoples styles then tell the person they copied it from that 'they made the style up'. Most people are posers because it's so damn hard to be an individual now-a-days (!). Oh and they also tend to label themselves a lot.
Poser: liek ZOMGZ im sooo scene!!!11!1 :3

Normal: Weren't you acting all ganster yesterday?

Poser: ewwzz nooo gansters are gayyy im liek totz scenie nowww <3333

Normal: okay lets change the conversation, whats you're favourite band?

Poser: MCR FTW! theyy so HxC <33 wats yuurs?

Normal: uhm i guess Greenday?

Poser: LOLOLOL POSERRR!!1!!

Normal: how am i a poser?

Poser: cuz they leik are soo punk and yu're all emooo!!
by iehfobnsoh October 7, 2010
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Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.
The girl with the can of spinach tattooed on her arm would act like she was from the South Side of Chicago even though she wasn't even from Illinois and didn't live a day on Central time as a kid. She wanted to show people how much tougher she was than them, that was why she did all this poser stuff.
by Solid Mantis February 16, 2021
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