matey-pie

A term of affection used for your closest pals.

"Now then, John"
"Ey up, matey-pie"

by alrightmematey June 17, 2018

spaghetti pie

A large hairy vagina

he couldn't go through with his date after he caught a glimpse of her spaghetti pie.

by Piperella June 9, 2017

ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020

lava pie

The product of baking 2 cups diarrhea, 3 tablespoons lemon juice, 10 cups water, 4 1/2 cups white sugar, 1 cup cornstarch, 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg.

Let bake for and hour at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Let cool for 30 minutes and serve to thine enemies.

I baked a lava pie for that bitch Linda that lives down the road for cheating in bingo last week.

by Yaboisteez September 29, 2017

pie friday

pie Friday is a special day where on Friday all of the boys have a meat pie and bully Norton.

norton:today would be a good day for a sausageroll aye
ethan:git fucked cunt its pie friday

by Captainsauceishot November 25, 2019

Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.

Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.

by NipNugget November 23, 2009

Cutie Pie

My special gf. She's soft, sweet-smelling, huggable. She was baked in my heart, and there she lies. When I'm with her it feels like heaven made up of candies and vanilla ice cream.

ur my cutie pie, kiss me softly <3

by piepie18 April 20, 2022