Moon Gooning

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)

"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo

by SunGooner December 6, 2023

Moon Gooning

The ritualistic act of skinning an Elk, taking the head of a Buffalo, travelling deep into the Cavernous Tavern, and gooning while the moon is out

Okay boys, it’s time for our moon gooning session.

by PH Memeasaur December 7, 2023

Goon

I term used to identify weird looking African women with no social skills
Or a way to cat call humans with big assets

“Hey man look at that goon on the corner”

“She’s gotta be a goon”

by Starfishmama December 7, 2023

gooning

To goon. Gooning is simply defined by edging for an extended period, typically inducing a trance-like state.

I was gooning for 7 hours last night

by GuyDefinesGooning December 8, 2023

Moon Gooning

Gooning under a full moon. Run outside after the session and stare at the moon until the hypnotic feeling of gooning is gone.

How man was your moon gooning session last night?

It was alright, definitely not the best i’ve had.

by JHKnows December 8, 2023

Gooning

The act of being a good friend and having the back of your fellow goons

Man that guy Alex was gooning the other day!
I’ve been gooning out with the gang!

by ImoGod December 8, 2023

Goon Stick

A term referred to as your cock. Typically men goon to porn with their goon stick getting all sticky and wicked. Gooners love to wack it.

I love to wack my goon stick to gooner brat tiktoks!!!!!

by goonerstick December 14, 2023