Dude, you shouldn't have sent me dates, I did a Baghdad balloon on that hooker when I saw them.
Hey dude... That strip club down the street serves dates... I gave that bitch a Baghdad balloon.
Hey dude... That strip club down the street serves dates... I gave that bitch a Baghdad balloon.
by Trashbagbanger December 8, 2010
Get the Baghdad balloonmug. a boy comes home from school, goes into his backyard and starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair.
his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.
Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to build an amateur flying machine and turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.
Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to build an amateur flying machine and turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2012
Get the attach balloons tomug. by Bazlle Owl October 14, 2018
Get the Hot Air Balloonmug. by 12345678937474738838ddggg September 14, 2017
Get the special balloonmug. 
its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it
dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her
by doom308 December 24, 2010
Get the the water balloon fightmug. by CalmSnail June 14, 2024
Get the glue balloonsmug.