Testes are the smartest and least appreciated friends that you will ever meet and they will hang out with you or do whatever until one day someone tells them about a vagina that needs a couple of big testes to do a couple of odd jobs around the house , it is then when the testes - your roommates - look for a rental property and start trying to move out before you have used them to pay the bills.
Don’t worry bro , Those testes will take care of them and hold their hair back when they get morning sickness
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
Get the Testes mug.Testes are your butlers best friends , they give the butler the energy to answer the door like a nuclear physicist when some one visits.
Did you hear about whatsies testes getting Blown off? Oh how terrible , but at least he got some kind of group of friends from this. Ya know other butlers who don’t answer the door when ppl knock. Yeh great group of guys if they aren’t having a siesta in a straw hat. Yeh.
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
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Person 1: My balls are so big and are always in the way, what should I do?
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.
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Dude2: "Nah man, ill have to try it out when i get home"
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