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shitpost tax

Something you are required to send to a group chat after a shitpost (especially one that would cause discomfort), usually a beautiful anime or furry style illustration, as a compensation for other members' spiritual loss
A: *sends an AI generated picture of Donald Trump having sex with Joe Biden*
B: Where's your shitpost tax?
A: omg I forgot about that *sends a random picture from pixiv*
B: okay
by fr2334 November 2, 2025
mugGet the shitpost taxmug.

I hate taxes

Billy from the government: It's time to pay your taxes
Timmy: Nah bro I hate taxes
by bigmemetranslator June 14, 2023
mugGet the I hate taxesmug.

Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax is when you see somebody eating food but you are too poor to get food and you are fat as fuck you take some of their food and say "Sorry, Fanum Tax!" And then run away with food or you can do it to a friend and give them a percentage.
"AYE GIMMIE THAT SHIT NIGGA" "YO WHAT THE FUCK BRO!" "SORRY BRO ITS YOUR MEALY FANUM TAX" " YEA YEA FUCK OFF NIGGA
by シJimmy420690シ November 5, 2023
mugGet the Fanum Taxmug.

Tax

The most annoy est mandatory purchase you make every month, and if you dont, you go to jail >:)
UGHHH I have to pay my taxes.
by ඞ Swift ඞ December 8, 2020
mugGet the Taxmug.

tax pity

Taxpayer-funded shelter jobs of blaxploitative white nationalist megacorporation Yle in Finland f.ex., for the pity towards peons
And that program was made happen only because our tax pity enabled it.
by 🅰️ February 2, 2025
mugGet the tax pitymug.

Rewriting the Tax Code

“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there
by Hay19881 March 17, 2024
mugGet the Rewriting the Tax Codemug.

Taxes

Taxes are another word for the weed
You got taxes bro
by Loca.girl.in.here September 25, 2018
mugGet the Taxesmug.

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